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Urmatoarele parti sunt extracte ale unui mail trimis angajatilor
romani ai unei companii internationale cu filiale in Romania:
To: All Romanian Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff.
All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like futui, în p u l a mea, p u l a and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say si-a bagat p u la when someone makes a mistake, or s-a cozonac cu nuca pe el if you see someone being reprehended, or baga-mi-as, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb a se caca and a se fute are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as p u l a de om, cacanaru’ or boul.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as p u l alau nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as muiangiu.
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as porcarii.
6. Do not say futu-ti mata if somebody is persistent; do not add p u l a mea, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) nor o sa ne-o traga when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say du-te-n p u l a mea or should you ever substitute “May I help you?” with, ce p u l a mea vrei?.
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners bosorogi împutiti.
9. Do not say ia mai mereti-n p u l a cu cacatu’ asta when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer futu-te-n cur when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as boul dracului or tâmpitu’ ala.
11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as pizdulica buna, futaciosu’ or homalau’ lu’ peste.
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say ma sterg la cur cu textul asta. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑⭐ 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊: https://www.instagram.com/wrfcars.ro/
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Înainte eram laudaros, acum sunt perfect!
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nu vreau sa fiu malitios dar imi amintesc ca am vazut lista asta pe dial-up.
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Reasonable Astartes Chapter -"Let's talk first!"
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brutalistu a scris:
nu vreau sa fiu malitios dar imi amintesc ca am vazut lista asta pe dial-up. |
so what? haven`t you heard of "funny as hell stuff - best of"?
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Zilnic, cel mai interesant P.M. este răsplătit cu un BONUS special
DO NOT PM ME, MOST LIKELY I WON'T ANSWER.DO NOT REQUEST
REUPLOADS OF MY PREVIOUS UPLOADS, BUT IF YOU STILL HAVE
THEM, FEEL FREE TO MAKE AS MANY MIRRORS AS YOU LIKE. 
 
[mp3=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azJTTI4vk7g]
 Citiţi regulile/Read The Rules 
"Non quod habemus, sed quod fruimur, abundantia nostra est."
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Lately, I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everyone has their private world
Where they can be alone
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