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Sunt de pe Internet deci sunt in engleza. Multe n-au nici un sens pentru noi, romanii, dar le-am lasat asa cum le-am gasit pe reddit.com. Am considerat ca sunt destul de interesante sa le impartasesc cu voi:
Be attractive. Don't be unattractive. (thanks earsofglitter)
Don't EVER stick your dick in crazy.
Masturbate before any moderate life event/decision.
If you want something, you have to ask for it.
Delete Facebook, get lawyer, hit the gym, join credit union.
Get a fucking tongue scraper. (beefytits wanted this near the top)
No one knows what the fuck they're doing
Fake it 'till you make it usually works
Buy quality products that you will use a lot. They are an investment.
No one is keeping track of the mistakes you make.
Get to know your parents before it's too late.
Respect is earned, regardless of status.
People are far more like you than unlike you.
Start saving NOW.
There are money "hacks" ([1] /r/frugal).
Ignore the trolls.
Learning how to cook is an incredibly valuable skill.
If you bake stale tortilla chips in the oven at 300deg for 5 minutes, they'll be crispy again.
You don't have to be nice, just don't be a douchebag.
If she invites you up for coffee, it's not coffee.
Body language makes a huge difference.
Sleep in multiples of 90 minutes to not wake up tired.
Spend time with people worth spending your time with.
Showerbeer is amazing.
Be friendly with janitors, secretaries, yard workers, etc.
People remember you giving them a birthday gift when you didn't have to.
AmazonPrime is free for students (free two day shipping on a lot of stuff).
Use sunscreen.
Don't ever talk to cops (thanks raziphel)
Don't try to make grilled cheese in the toaster. (thanks stickysodagun)
"Today you, tomorrow me" goes a long way. (thanks UrMomsA_ThrowAwayAct)
If you loan money out to friends, don't expect to get it back.
Fisting yourself in a public park is generally frowned upon.
Anything can be explained like you're five. (thanks osiris32)
Kill spiders with fire. Or nuke them from orbit. (thanks Volgyi2000)
Peeing in the shower is amazing and saves time.
Rocking back and forth while pooping is pro. (thanks jymi1313)
For the love of the great spaghetti monster use the [2] Reddit Enhancement Suite (thanks yodamaster103)
Fuckin ice soap.
Tip well, if you can afford it. Imagine you are the poor delivery guy.
Use [3] if you need sound to help you focus (I do for studying)
Use [4] Null to protect your eyes at night
Freeze bananas and THEN put them in smoothies for maximum results
Cats with a side of boobs are the ultimate karma mine
Always leave a note
Don't forget to bring a towel
Get off the couch and make your body better. [5] /r/fitness is a great place to start
If you need motivation, check out [6] /r/getmotivated - a fantastic supportive community
Subscribe to [7] /r/lifeprotips
Breaking Bad is perhaps the best drama I've ever seen. Great TV show. check out [8] /r/breakingbad (thanks edify)
If you don't want to end up in the friend zone, you should make your intentions clear from the beginning.
[9] [NSFW]
Treat yourself well. Celebrate the little victories.
The "Wadsworth Constant" - skip the first 30% of a YouTube video to skip the annoying intro shit. You can actually add &wadsworth=1 to the end of a youtube url to do it auto
Get AdBlock (google it for your browser)
Don't be that guy.
Bacon makes everything better
There actually are loving an caring people in the world.
Watching the news too much will usually depress you and give you an unrealistic view of the world.
Fox News is biased as fuck. I don't care what your political affiliation is, its not a reliable source.
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best
Reddit is primarily consists of a demographic of younger college-aged males. It is NOT the end-all be-all of the viewpoints on the internet, and things often turn into circlejerks pretty fast.
Floss like a boss
Forgive, but do not forget.
People remember compliments.
It doesn't matter if you fall down, as long as you get back up.
What shoes you wear says a lot about you.
Wipe nut to butt.
Admitting you made a mistake will earn you respect and speed up the fixing process. Having an ego solves nothing.
Talk it out with your SO.
Make the first move.
If she cheated with you, she will cheat on you.
Are you tired? Run faster!
Don't be a little bitch. Do it. Right now.
Never fucking buy an HDMI cable that costs more than $20
Soda is perhaps the worst value you can buy at a fast food place, and offers no nutrition.
For coffee, a french press is the way to go. Seriously.
Socks are lube for pants.
There's always money in the banana stand.
Both religious people and athiests want you to be happy. They just have different views on how to be happy.
Man code: No talking while pooping. Eyes forward at the urinal.
Here's another list of awesome insight from Reddit! [10] Here (thanks Padre_Pedro)
Place a clean towel on your pillow every night to help cure acne.
You have two ears and one mouth. Listen twice as much as you speak.
You can supress your gag reflex by squeezing your left thumb.
To cool down a hot car quickly, open the passenger side door and open and close the driver side to vent the hot air out.
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
Asking for help is not the same as whining like a little bitch.
Never go full retard.
Tell people that you appreciate them.
Be kind to people who work in retail and food service.
Thank you cards for gifts go a long way.
Measure twice, cut once.
Use [Dropbox]([11]) It's free for 2GB!
By request: Firefly and Arrested Development are fantastic TV shows. You will not be disappointed.
When in a street fight, there are no rules. Go for their groin/eyes/neck. Whatever gets you out safely.
Native American alarm clock: Drink a glass or two of water and you'll wake up just from the fact that you gotta piss.
Never promise crazy a baby.
Safety razors are pro.
You are not alone. You are never alone.
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