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primesc zilnic cateva mail-uri cu lucruri funny si m-am gandit sa postez aici cam tot ce e mai interesant-de la glume,bancuri,poze,citate etc.Liber sa postati si voi-cu cat mai multi cu atat mai bine  .voi updata postul cat de des posibil
asa ca incep:
1]Intalniri dupa terminarea studiilor.....gluma "dureroasa".....
Intalniri dupa terminarea studiilor :
Se organizează īntālnirea de 10 ani:
- Unde să fie īntālnirea de 10 ani?
- La restaurantul "Moldova", acolo sunt nişte chelneriţe misto, cu fuste mini şi ţāţe mari!
Se organizează īntālnirea de de 25 ani:
- Unde să fie īntālnirea de 25 ani?
- La restaurantul "Moldova", acolo se găteşte foarte bine şi sunt porţiile mari!
Se organizează īntālnirea de 35 ani:
- Unde să serbăm īntālnirea de 35 ani?
- La restaurantul "Moldova", acolo se poate mānca dietetic şi au şi meniu vegetarian!
Se organizează īntālnirea de 45 ani:
- Unde să fie īntālnirea de 45 ani?
- La restaurantul "Moldova", acolo este şi rampă pentru cărucior cu rotile!
Se organizează īntālnirea de 50 ani:
- Unde serbăm īntālnirea de 50 ani?
- La restaurantul "Moldova"!
- Vai ce bine! Acolo n-am mai fost niciodată!!!
2]bancul de marti:
Ion si Vasile.- Vasile, am fost in Turcia la all inclusive, exceptional: mananci cat vrei, bei cat vrei, cu bar la piscina, lux mare.
Da' sa vezi ce faza patesc: ma duc intr-o dimineata la micul dejun, Maria mea ramane in camera.
Cand ma intorc, ia-o pe Maria de unde nu-i. O caut peste tot, ma panichez,ma duc la receptie si aflu ca e in camera la Antonio Banderas.
Ma duc acolo, bat la usa, deschide Antonio.
Antonio, barbat bine: inalt, frumos, plin de muschi, brunet, ochi albastri, fara pic de burta.
Cand colo, iese Maria mea dezbracata din baie!
Cu tatzele vai mama ei, curu lasat, cearcane ....... ba, mi-a fost o rusine de omul ala ...
3]Citat dintr-o scrisorica primita de la finante
Citat dintr-o scrisorica primita de la finante:
...."Suntem nevoiti sa va returnam declaratia fiscala cu rugamintea sa o revedeti si sa faceti corecturile necesare, deoarece nu putem accepta raspunsul dvs. de la rubrica PERSOANE AFLATE IN INTRETINERE unde ati trecut Guvernul, Parlamentul, functionarii administratiei locale, judetene si de stat precum si cateva milioane de tigani".
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4)asta e tare:
Mama anunturilor ...
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> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
> getting weak?
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> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
> not enough?
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> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
> but
> check when you say the paint is wet?
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> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
> revolver at him?
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> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
> always white?
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> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
> something new to eat will have materialized?
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> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
> cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
> the vacuum one more chance?
>
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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> When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
> cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well,
> it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
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> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
> the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
> we complained about the heat?
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> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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> The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
> suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
> friends -- if they're okay, then it's you
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