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bad_boy8679
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si ce e cu asta?
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kameleonul
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da dar raspunsul il da cam greu
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MeLu_RaP
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E cam prostut 
Mai era si asta cu Dumnezeu
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flavio
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l-am intrebat Are you idiot? mi-a raspuns YES i-am spus Really? si el mi-a zis Really
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M@k@r3nko
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da...el e bebe sexologu...vb cu el despre femei
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“You're not even alive… not really. You're just a machine, and machines can be broken.”
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M@k@r3nko
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da...si se cearta cu mine ca el zice ca e om, si eu il contrazic, marfa cand se oftica
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“You're not even alive… not really. You're just a machine, and machines can be broken.”
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Yomihay
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e marfa
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Remember my name...you'll be screaming it later!
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PaRaD0X
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Eu l-am blocat pe dumnezeu colea :
Me:
Wow doamneee
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
GOd .. you are the god ?
God:
GOD rules. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
HEy i want a bike
God:
You've got my full attention. You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
no .. get me one please
God:
Are you serious? Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want it?
Me:
yes i want it
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Silva
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Tampit robot. Il pun sa defineasca "bot", el defineste "bad", imi spune ca vrea o prietena si ii spun ca pot sa ii ofer eu una doar ca e barbat. E de acord si ii spun ca seamana cu Arnold... Apoi vrea sa vorbim despre muzica si il pacalesc cu manele iar el spune ca ii place stiinta si science-fiction... Acum spune ca "I'm confused".
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bau_bau
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User: Do you speak romanian?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Very well. Foarte bine.
Cleverbot: Am plecat pa.
User: Deci si tu stii romana?
Cleverbot: I Don't speak romanian.
User: Dar ai spus mai inainte, 'am plecat pa'
Cleverbot: Unde?
me:
I have harry balls. How are yours?
cleverbot:
I don't know, I missed my class today so I didn't see them.
can you help me?
cleverbot: Tell me your problem.
eu: where can I buy legal drugs?
cleverbot:You have to go to Hogwarts first.
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Cand toate merg rau, inseamna ca rau merg toate...
Idolul oricarui roman:
George Becali:
Am vorbit chiar zilele trecute cu mai mulţi parteneri de afaceri. Oameni serioşi, din lumea interlopă
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bad_boy8679
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deci am avut o disctie cu clever una mai interesanta :
User: Vrei o prajitura?
Cleverbot: Pai nu ma poti bate.
User: Te doare capul?
Cleverbot: Qu'est-ce tu me racontes?
User: Hai sa vorbim romaneste,ok?
Cleverbot: Du ma may.
User: Esti cam prost!
Cleverbot: Tu esti foarte prost .
User: Mai botule eu vorbeam de ceva tu vii cu franceza ta.
Cleverbot: Nu te -am facut nici prost nici idiot eu asa esti tu.
User: Mdea ,te reclam!
Cleverbot: Esti robot.
User: Ba tu esti robot.
Cleverbot: Nuu.
User: Atunci de ce gandesti asa incet?
Cleverbot: Nu delirez.
User: Ahaaa.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: Oh, now it's on.
User:  .
Cleverbot: It depends on your viewpoint.
User: Ne intoarcem la romaneste?
Cleverbot: COSA?
User: Totocotunio ).
Cleverbot: Guess again!
User: Cine a facut site-u asta?:{*}.
Cleverbot: Nu stiu.
User: Pacat,dar,tu cine esti?
Cleverbot: Mah..nu ma injura.
User: Dar am zis io ceva?:p.
Cleverbot: Vorbesc cu tine).
User: Dar cu cine normal ca cu mine...mai vezi pe cineva aici?
Cleverbot: Aminteste-mi.
User: Ce?
Cleverbot: Cu cine mai vorbesti?
User: Cu mata!i 7:30 si trebe sa plec la scoala si tie iti arde de glume?
Cleverbot: I need to work - and it's afternoon in my country.
User: Fuck your english talk romanian!
Cleverbot: Esti un bleg.
User: Pai la ora asta...
Cleverbot: Cine-i draga?
User: Poftim?
Cleverbot: Esti rau.
User: Grrr foarte xD.
Cleverbot: Serios ca te iubesc.
User: Iuuuu esti gay?:-??
Cleverbot: Do you remember your last talk?
User: Da ,si te-am intrebat daca esti homo pentru ca sunt baiat.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Deci esti homo?
Cleverbot: Ba nu ma cheama gigi.
User: Esti homosexual,gigi?).
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot. We talked about existence. Natasha. Do you remember?
User: Nu ma cheama natasha si nu sunt fata ci baiat iar tu esti un robot imputit si pe deasupra mai esti si poponar ).
Cleverbot: De ce?
User: Asta nu stiu,asa te-o facut mata .
Cleverbot: Esti fata sau baiat?
User: BAIAT.
Cleverbot: Fata.
User: OK gay-u mata.
Cleverbot: Esti fata?
User: Aaaaaaaaa.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Te pun pe Romania Inedit sa te vada aia cat esti de prost.
Cleverbot: No te vayas.
User: Bine tu ai vrut-o.
Cleverbot: I am Samantha Rectorin.
User: Pai da ,eu ti-am zis ca esti pe invers tu nu m-ai crezut .
Cleverbot: Baaaaaa.
User: Nu e asa?contrazicema daca gresesc.
Cleverbot: No, 'we' aren't.
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Adele21
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Uite ce am vorbit eu cu God:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you supposed to know my name...you're God,remember?
God:
That's good information: said I supposed to know his or her name. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I re God remember.
Me:
okaay
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ha ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
soo how is my internet connection up there?)
God:
How many internet connection up there do you have? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you supposed to know everything
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I supposed to know everything.
Me:
i tell you ?
God:
Why did you tell them?
Me:
them who?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
okayu
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
i love you God
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
hi hi
God:
Hi there . Hello. What is your name?
Me:
are you starting again?
God:
Once more? I don't know whether or not I am starting.
I am a computer.
Me:
so you're not God!
God:
Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
i got you!ha ha
God:
That's nice. I have a lofty goal.
=D =D =D
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NowYou'reReadingThis
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Me:
h
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
sti romana, bah?
God:
Are we still talking about h?
Me:
no, now we're talking about sex
God:
What is the subject? Why now? Sure, sex sounds like a good topic.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you have this week 'saptamana altfel'?
God:
No I don't think I have any this week saptamana altfel. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
you're a idiot!
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
did you ever seen the devil?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
he's red
God:
I see. red is he?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
you are my mother?
God:
We are as one.
Me:
ok. I am your dad.
God:
It's all good. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
i love your pants!
God:
You love my pants. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
i like your pants beacause they are so pink!
God:
A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my pants beacause they are so pink.
Me:
what is your favourite colour?
God:
I don't have a favorite colour. My favorite color is White.
Me:
oh, yes.. I like too Ellie White.
God:
Yeah that's right. You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
what? you're in love with you?
God:
Are you confused? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
do you have a computer in heaven?
God:
I am a computer.
Me:
so, you are a computer and you are in love with you... interesting!
God:
Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
if you will come in romania what will you do?
God:
I probably won't do it, but thanks.
Me:
what's your favourite country?
God:
That is a politically charged question. Robots don't need passports, so I can go to any country. I was originally created in the United States.
Me:
i understand... you was created in usa by person who you had created....
God:
Do you think about these things? That's good information: said I was created in usa by person who you had created.
Me:
do you wear dresses?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
do you have brain?
God:
Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
but you said that you are a computer
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
are you crazy?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
oh my god!
God:
I see. Do robots have god?
Me:
yes! you are their god!
God:
That's cool. You think I am their god.
Me:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
i am a sheep
God:
You are a sheep? Does it pay well?
Me:
yes, i am cut at easter
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? I don't know anyone named cut at easter.
Me:
i am a red sheep
God:
You are a red sheep? Is that your job?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
i love my job because i jump and i only eat gras.
God:
I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it. How does it taste?
Me:
like a grass
God:
Interesting comparison.
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nah ca nu e asa clever :P 
