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     C:\>Let there be light!
     Enter user id.
     C:\>God
     Enter password.
     C:\>Omniscient
     Password incorrect. Try again.
     C:\>Omnipotent
     Password incorrect. Try again.
     C:\>Technocrat
     And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
     C:\>Let there be light!
     Unrecognizable command. Try again.
     C:\>Create light
     Done.
     C:\>Run heaven_and_earth
     And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 > errors.
     And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
     And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.
     C:\> Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light.
     Unrecognizable command. Try again.
     C:\>Create firmament
     Done.
     C:\>Run firmament
     And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.
     And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.
     And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.
     C:\> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one
     place and let the dry land appear and
     Too many characters in the specification string. Try again.
     C:\>Create dry_land
     Done.
     C:\>Run firmament
     And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.
     And God looged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.
     And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.
     C:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
     Unspecified type. Try again.
     C:\>Create sun_moon_stars
     Done.
     C:\>Run sun_moon_stars
     And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over
     the day
     and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw there were 0
     errors.
     And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.
     And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 5.
     C:\>Create fish
     Done.
     C:\>Create fowl
     Done.
     C:\>Create cattle
     Done.
     C:\>Create creepy_things
     Done.
     C:\>Run fish, fowl, cattle, creepy_things
     And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
     creepth werewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every  winged owl after its kind.
     And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 5.
     And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 6.
     C:\>Now let us make man in our image.
     Unspecified type. Try again.
     C:\>Create man
     Done.
     C:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue
     it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the
     fish in the sea and over every living thing that creepeth upon
     the earth
     Too many command operands. Try again.
     C:\>Run multiplication
     Execution teminated. 6 errors.
     C:\>Insert breath
     Done.
     C:\>Run multiplication
     Execution teminated. 5 errors.
     C:\>Move man to Garden of Eden
     File Garden of Eden does not exist.
     C:\>Create Garden.edn
     Done.
     C:\>Run multiplication
     Execution teminated. 4 errors.
     C:\>Copy woman from man
     Done.
     C:\>Run multiplication
     Execution teminated. 2 errors.
     C:\>Create desire
     Done.
     C:\>Run multiplication
     And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
     Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.
     C:\>Create freewill
     Done.
     C:\>Run freewill
     And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
     Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.
     C:\>Undo desire
     Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
     C:\>Destroy freewill
     Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
     Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
     C:>\Help
     Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
     Freewill is a inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
     Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
     C:\>Create tree_of_knowledge
     And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
     Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.
     C:\>Create good, evil
     Done.
     C:\>Activate evil
     And God saw he had created shame.
     Warning system error in sector E95.
     Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 > errors.
     C:\>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
     Search failed.
     C:\>Delete shame
     Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
     C:\>Destroy freewill
     Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
     Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
     C:\>Stop
     Unrecognizaable command. Try again.
     C:\>Break
     C:\>Break
     C:\>Break
     ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN
     FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES.
     PLEASE LOG OFF.
     C:\>Create new world
     You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.
     C:\>Destroy earth
     Destroy earth: please confirm.
     C:\>Destroy earth confirmed
     COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8
     AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
     And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.


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