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beavis_
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Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. A lady died this
past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their
annual
service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest
on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now somewhere
around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.
Here is the exchange:
Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died in January."
Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges
still apply."
Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."
Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
Citibank: "Either report her account to frauds division or report her
to the credit bureau, maybe both!"
Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" (I really liked
this part!!!!)
Citibank: "Excuse me?"
Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part
about her being dead?"
Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."
Duh!) Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."
Citibank: "The account was never closed and late fees and charges still
apply."
(This must be a phrase taught by the bank!)
Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"
Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew."
(Lawyer info given)
Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
Family Member: "Sure." (Fax number is given)
After they get the fax:
Citibank: "Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what
more I can do to help."
Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could
just keep billing her. I don't think she will care."
Citibank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply."
(What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?"
Citibank: "That might help."
Family Member: "Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69."
Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?
(Priceless!!)
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Primul om care a preferat sa īnjure decīt sa dea cu piatra poate fi considerat inventatorul civilizatiei.(Sigmund Freud)
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80Inanna
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Asa se intampla cu oamenii prosti, care nu stiu pe ce lume traiesc.
Daca nepotul nu preia mostenirea, n-avea nicio obligatie sa anunte Citibank, care poate scrie in grinda.
Daca o preia, o preia atat cu drepturi, cat si cu obligatii si Citibank are dreptate ca el trebuie sa plateasca taxele pentru intretinerea cartii de credit pana cand o lichideaza, plata fiind obligatia celei ce a murit, obligatie preluata de mostenitor. Citibank a intrebat foarte bine: "esti avocatul ?" = "stii legile ?" Evident ca lichidarea inainte de a muri, cum sugereaza titlul este inventia unui ziarist interesat si totul este funny doar pentru cei ce... cum am spus la inceput.
Modificat de 80Inanna (acum 18 ani)
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Cataloage FILME romānești și TEATRU romānesc.
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beavis_
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Din: Targoviste
Inregistrat: acum 19 ani
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Din cate stiu eu nu lasi mostenire obligatiile la un card de credit. Eventualele despagubiri sunt platite de asigurarea de viata pe care o faci o data cu cardu ........
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Primul om care a preferat sa īnjure decīt sa dea cu piatra poate fi considerat inventatorul civilizatiei.(Sigmund Freud)
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