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Large, loft apartments In New York City are plentiful and affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed.
One of a pair of twins is Evil.
Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
It doesn’t matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one… dancing around in a threatening manner until you have dispatched their predecessors.
When you turn out the light to go to bed, every thing in your bedroom will still be clearly visible but slightly blue.
Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies using complex machinery involving fused, deadly gasses, laser, buzz saws and hungry sharks, all of which will give their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
It is easy to land a plane, provided that there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think to look for you there, and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
You’re very likely to survive any battle in a war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
A man will show no pain while taking the most horrific beating, but will wince when a woman tried to clean his wounds.
If someone says, “I’ll be right back,” they won’t.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel from time to time.
Police departments give their Officers personality tests to make sure each is assigned a partner who is their total opposite
When a traffic light turns green, you MUST accelerate away as fast as possible, no matter what's in front of you - especially if there's a traffic jam - so you slam into other cars.
The hero's car will carry on going no matter how much damage it takes, it can fall hundreds of feet, be chopped in half, have 4 blown tires and still drive as if nothing is wrong.
Police cars have the worst construction of any vehicles - you can be 500 yards away from another car, slam on the brakes and still smash into the back of it, as soon as they nudge a curb they flip over and burst into flames.
Bad guys have horrible aim, unless of course you are Superman, then they have great aim. Unless there's kryptonite around, then they have bad aim again.
if you ever have the misfortune to fight with anyone over a bioling lake of lava, dont worry as long as you dont fall in. the air is perfectly breathable
If you have a generic foreign (not-any-type-of english-speaking) accent, or are a Native American, you will possess at least one of these qualities:
1. Ancient, mystical wisdom that can only be communicated through vague rhetorical questions or metaphors.
2. Evil.
3. An instinctual sense of obedience coupled with irrational happiness.
You will also die a premature death, or, alternatively be the one to carry on the memory of a guy with an english-language-speaking accent.
You can get anywhere in LA in 5 minutes.
You can get anywhere in New York in 5 minutes if you have a bicycle or a skateboard.
All people have a leaded right foot as evident the constant squealing of tires. They can even get the car to squeal on a dirt road
If you turn the steering wheel just right a car will slide sideways, and if you do it perfectly then blue sparks will fly from the wheels.
Police computers can match a partial print or DNA within ten seconds. When horrible things happen in a creepy old house, there is always a thunderstorm. The lightning flash and thunder occur at the same time every time.
If you are a good guy, you have no chest or back hair. But if you are bad, you will be hairy.
when you get hit on the head you'll suffer memory loss, which is easily restored by another knock on your noggin.
A parking space that is always available, especially in front of city hall or the courthouse.
Foreigners speak perfect English to each other, even when no one else is around; they only speak their own language in the presence of the main characters.
In all police forces (of any size) there are only one or two competent detectives, so if you plan on commiting a crime, kill them early and then you will be guaranteed to get away with it.
All apartments in Paris have a large picture window with a view of the Eiffel tower.
No matter how serious or complex the problem at hand, it will usually be solved in under two hours.
the house keys are always kept under the doormat or the flower pot next to the door.
in emergency situations it is suffice to hold the blue and the red wire together to ingite the engine of any car of any make.
The only time you need to pay a taxi driver is at the exact moment your lover decides to leave you, and you must pay with change and a carefully calculated tip if their reason for leaving you involves a misunderstanding which you could easily explain. All other times, just get in and out of cabs whenever you feel like it.
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