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AlexanderXVI
Membru Senior
Din: Terra Romaniae
Inregistrat: acum 18 ani
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Pick a cool name (also known as "nume de bashtan", ori "Bseudonim" (Elvis, Ailenei, Bica Danila, Vali Nebunu', Anelka Balauru' Fermecat, Gigi Fermecatoru', Englezu de fier, Chipes¸u Moines¸tiului, Florin Salam, Florinel Fisu' - cu Soia, Ion Fasole, Bibi Macaroanå, Copilul Minune (Wonder Boy) zis s¸i Adit¸å Avortu' Merveioz, Barbosu DelaVrancea, Mihai Canal, Ciupanezu, Danny Mert¸an, Piedone, Gigi Oaie, Florin Fermecatorul, Slick Unsurosu', Efes, Adonis din Carpati (Idolu' Femeilor), Titel Vocalistu' Nr. 1, Maria-Dolores de la Satu Mare, Sandu Ciorba, Gigi Talent, Gigi Sabie, Petre Tate, Fane Patent, Sile cu Gâtu' de Aur, Ricky de la Ciorogârla, Jean-Balauru' cu vocea-n flacari, Nicus¸or Jeleu, Vasile Trotinetå, Esmeralda Papuc, Baiatu de aur, Leonardo Africanu', Minotaura del Monta, Alexiei Artistu' Nemårginit, Izabela de la Focs¸ani etc) --> to offer just a small contribution of suggestions...
Mandatory lack of culture, and IQ below the sea level.
Must own: limo , castle with lots of little towers and a logo with your name on the roof, faraoanca (a kind of queen, but more slutty weighting more than 500 pounds) and boraci (puradei, romanian word for gipsy children/intestinal parasites). Any manelist must be a king or Earl like... Liviu Mare Ban de Corabia (i.e.: Liviu Great Earl of Corabia).
Family in jail, and relatives living under a bridge, in cardboard boxes
Look
Jewelry: lots of it , bling , gold necklaces, gold bracelets, gold rings (more than 50% of total body weight)(must weight at least 10 kg), really big gold coins (salbe)
Haircut: 2 parts hair gel, 1 part hair; usually the more sexually chalanged of the manelisti adopt a seemingly punk hairstyle by shaving the sides of their heads; however this symptom must NEVER be confused with the punk hairstyle, as in the manelisti it's just a cry for help coming from their sexual difficulties ("au ??? mica" translated in romanian); they just want to look like big cocks so they wear a creast; other manelisti with iq's below -50 shave their heads entierly, leaving only a little bit ("un smoc nenorocit" in romanian) just above their foreheads
Hair Color: black, preferably with strange shapeless plague-like yellow stains
Clothes: flashy and tasteless. Must have black, white or pink shirt, ciocate, cowboy hat, vest or cape and white sox; somewhere on the wardrobe MUST be a flashy inscription citing: "Gigolo Italiano" and a price anywhere between 500$ and 2000$ representing the value (valoarea) of the respective manelist
Having a voice and style that says : Proud to be gay
Having a "tan" skin is a plus (gipsy style)
It is quite trendy for a "cocalar" (endearment of a manelist) to wear white clothes head to toes to stress the colour of his skin, and to damage the retina of the people coming by so they wouldn't see how he throws dirty money at the fiddler's feet performing a ritual in which he repeats the words "fara numar" extensively
Lyrics
mandatory words:chicks ("fetitze/bagaboante",money ("bani/parai/bijtari/lovele" , enemies ("dujmani"/"golani", women ("femei"/"muieri"/"purisance", princess ("printesa", drink ("bautura", dollars ("euro"/"dolari"/"marci"/"parai"/"bijtari", gold, millionaire, Mercedes("Mertzan", cellphone ("celular", heart, soul, God, life, value ("valoare"
interjections: ooooooooff, ah, sha-la-la, cicalaca-cichicha, hep-hei, hopa-hopa, solooo, hauz' ,fara numar, jaga jagga etc
no one minds if your songs have:
grammar mistakes
expressions like: "lu' copilu meu" "as vrea ca sa te regasesc"
free verse
rhymes with the same word i.e. rime cu acelasi cuvant
extreme metaphors, like "flower of all flowers" (floarea florilor), wallet sucker (sugativa-n portofel)
foreign words (bambina, ragazza, etc)
must...repeat MUST BE STUPID otherwise...your career is not looking good...
don't forget that the manelist has to receive money permanently, during his performance ("imi vin banii permanent / parca am abonament" - "money comes permanently / like it's subscription based". While receving money he must also say "fara numar, fara numarrrrr"("without number" (This is the national anthem for manele)
you must condsider yourself a nigga...if there's no "rap"(the "lyrics" are not musical!!) you're not in top.....
you must say from who is the current dedication example: "Aici de la George si fratii mei de peste Prut!!!" wich means "This is from George and my brothers over the river Prut!!!"
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