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When you have an "I hate My Job" day

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#1
beavis_
VETERAN
Din: Targoviste
When you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this:


On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be
very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package
and remove the thermometer.


Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken.


Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement,


"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not
work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."


HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.


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#2
80Inanna
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Din: Mitologie

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".

Oare cat o fi norma zilnica ?


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#4
smlex2006
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Din: Calarasi
=D

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