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fact about Chuck Norris :)

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#1
hammer
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.



 
   
#2
Seth
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Din: Karnak
Tare...



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#3
Raven
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Din: Varful bisericii
S-ar potrivii bine si pt Steven Segal

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